Note to disgruntled spouses:
When your hard workin' s.o. calls to say he/she is going to be working late and you start hollering about how rude it was not to get a call earlier and lamenting about what a kink this is putting in your evening, do not think he/she is going to gather up all of his/her stuff in a mass panic and run out the door, eager to right all that's wrong with your world.
No, there's a good chance that he/she will decide now is a good time to check out yahoo news and read a very interesting story about the capture of a giant squid in the Gulf of Mexico. And then organize his/her pencil holder, file some of his/her 3,902 emails and write one last witty comment on his/her facebook page.
Did I mention that squid was, like, 20 feet long??
When your hard workin' s.o. calls to say he/she is going to be working late and you start hollering about how rude it was not to get a call earlier and lamenting about what a kink this is putting in your evening, do not think he/she is going to gather up all of his/her stuff in a mass panic and run out the door, eager to right all that's wrong with your world.
No, there's a good chance that he/she will decide now is a good time to check out yahoo news and read a very interesting story about the capture of a giant squid in the Gulf of Mexico. And then organize his/her pencil holder, file some of his/her 3,902 emails and write one last witty comment on his/her facebook page.
Did I mention that squid was, like, 20 feet long??
posted by chris at 10:31 PM
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