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So today I was at the bank, checking the status of all of my investment accounts and watching a little Fox News on those TV's that hang from the ceiling. The hot story was that even in this economic down-turn, sales of pet food have held strong. This was a joyous report, peppered with cute photos of people with their way-spoiled dogs and cats. High society women prancing through Central Park with French poodles in matching outfits, cats about to fly First Class, etc. It didn't take long for me and my teller friend, Mr. Todd Tomorrow, to lock eyes and say, "Duh!!!" at exactly the same time.

Fox News...you out of touch bastards. Clearly sales are high because PEOPLE ARE EATING ALPO!!!