I ain't no Rumi...

but I do coin a phrase of my own every now and then. As a matter of fact, what's this? I feel one coming on right now, inspired by several hilarious conversations with friends lately. Here goes...

"Beware the man who smiles from his heart. Especially if you've already married the one who talks out his ass."

Okay, okay - go ahead and use it. No credit necessary.